Melania Trump Fashion: Proof She Has No Friends

People.  If, for any reason, you suddenly come into vast wealth, hire a stylist.  They're not terribly expensive.  I mean, I'll look over your event fashion and give you a "yes" or "no" for free.  It's not hard to take a selfie in the fitting room mirror and send it off to your friends.

That assumes you have friends.  Even just one friend.  Or a female family member who you are on speaking terms with.

Melania Trump has no friends.  Just her husband, who wears his ties so low he has to pin them back when he pees.

Before today, I had considered following Melania's fashion crimes with blog posts.  I couldn't be bothered.  But today, I am bothered enough to sit down and do it.

Here it is.  The Erdem "Emery" disaster that happened at a Mar-a-Lago gala on New Year's Eve 2017.  I was absolutely certain it was photoshopped at first.  It's that dreadful.

The shoes.  The hair.  The bust.  Everything.
This is how it's SUPPOSED to look:

See how they put it with red shoes?  That's really nice.  I little matchy, but nice.  Simple hair.  The included blue belt That's one good option.

Or you can go with Erdem's original styling:

The Erdem styling is even better--the drape doesn't pull at the hips.  The shoes are funky which makes it all tongue-in-cheek. The hair is up so it doesn't compete with the neckline.  It's a little bit fabulous.  Not a lot fabulous.  But....I get it.  It's memorable if you see the local "it" girl wearing this. You see the incredible fabric in person.

 You wish you could pull it off.  And then in five years you see it in a picture and think...."That doesn't age well."

But, unless you LITERALLY asked NO ONE if this looks good, you don't do this:

Final thought......maybe she gets her fashion advice from her sister.